BURKINI BAN REMOVED… World order restored

Oh thank the Lord after years of struggle with ISIS, Jihad, suicide bombers and terrorist attacks we finally have a saviour and it's called the BURKINI BAN. This mighty law will strike ISA where it hurts… their beachwear! Muslim women will now have to wax, wear sunscreen and pay for triangles attached with string because... Continue Reading →

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First Year Marriage Survival Kit – Happy Anniversary Boo!

One year ago today I said the infamous words "I DO" - well the six kalmay! Today I'm sat here with a broken foot (I do fully believe he was behind part of the planning to my fall), rash on my face because he got my moisturisers mixed up and ever so slight constipation because... Continue Reading →

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